Well, no, I already have one. But, dude, you should get a Dell!
Tech support remotely accessed my computer and did a bunch of tweaks to get it running well again, then it recommended a great software "Picasa2" for managing and editing my photos. So no more red eye! I hear there are cheap flights to Europe right now--can't vouch whether they're red eye or not, and I don't think the remove red eye feature will remove the red eye status of such a ticket. Oh well, only so much a piece of software can do I guess.